Covid-69

When you contract the coronavirus in the year 2069.

Huey: Yo I just contracted COVID-69 bro.
Riley: Haha sucks for you nigga.

by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

69 position

a sex position performed during sex

the 69 position is when a guy licks a girls pussy and the girl sucks the guy dick at the same time (you can be staright,homo,or lez to do this)

by dylanj July 15, 2007

13-69

Used in army, and more commonly in the polive forces 13-69 is intended to sound, to a civilian, like technical jargon from police/army codes. 13-69 is actually a low-blow insult meaning unlucky cock-sucker. 13 being unlucky, and 69 being an obvious sexual posion. 69

"aw man, my wife kicked me out last night, can i stay at your place?"
"No way! it ain't my fault you're a 13-69"

by VisualShock September 3, 2006

69/420

Please get this definition 69 downvotes and 420 upvotes

69/420 Also please vote to add this to the dictionary

by 0NE TH1CC B01 September 20, 2020

Covid-69

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.

As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.

by baileystrum March 24, 2020

backdoor 69

the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time

also known as the double salad toss

The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 6, 2005

person 69

A person who rides a bus and doesn't understand what 69 means

Hey what's up person 69
Oh nothing person 1

by The best 1010101010101 October 10, 2017