by BlackNipper April 24, 2020
the 69 position is when a guy licks a girls pussy and the girl sucks the guy dick at the same time (you can be staright,homo,or lez to do this)
by dylanj June 17, 2007
Used in army, and more commonly in the polive forces 13-69 is intended to sound, to a civilian, like technical jargon from police/army codes. 13-69 is actually a low-blow insult meaning unlucky cock-sucker. 13 being unlucky, and 69 being an obvious sexual posion. 69
"aw man, my wife kicked me out last night, can i stay at your place?"
"No way! it ain't my fault you're a 13-69"
"No way! it ain't my fault you're a 13-69"
by VisualShock September 03, 2006
by 0NE TH1CC B01 September 20, 2020
When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.
As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.
by baileystrum March 24, 2020
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 06, 2005
by The best 1010101010101 October 10, 2017