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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
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Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12
by hacked1000 December 12, 2008
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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Net Ball

It’s a game we’re you use fishing nets and one ball and try to pass the line to the other team but try not to let the ball get to your side
Come on Audrey let’s play net ball!
Okay one sec Keighley!
by Pancing May 30, 2021
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Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—
Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.
by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018
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Throw net

Also known as throwing net is a term meaning to suck a mans dick
Yo, this girl is about to throw net all night long!
by Baller 72683 February 28, 2018
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net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009
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