Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object

That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie

by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018

Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter March 18, 2016

Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.

"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"

by scumbbag June 26, 2019

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024