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Life

Proper noun; the entity that is responsible for every series of events that leads to a person's misfortune; Life often arranges for something bad or inconvient to occur precisely when you least expect it, can least afford, or when everything is going perfectly; often leads to HOL followed by DSB
"Life... that bitch got me again."

"Oh Life, you win this time."

"I just paid off my Malibu mansion, new Maserati, and then all of a sudden "BAM!" Life strikes again. I caught my girlfriend being fingercuffed."
by Jacob Bl June 25, 2007
mugGet the Lifemug.

life

Hell..I dont know...There is no definition for this word...I have never discovered the meaning
Just a lost cause..another word stuck in my damn head because of this DICK tionary
by DrDatokerJ May 9, 2003
mugGet the lifemug.

For Life

An expression started in Florianopolis, Brazil by the porrones. Its a isolated frase with not know combination before or after and it is used:

1)to admit that a pointis so good it can't be disproved/topped

2)when someone has said a good comeback line and it can't be topped

3)to respond to any Lady Gaga reference
1)
A: The latest Black Eye Peas album is so good it will change the decade top charts
B: For Life

2)
A: hey you should fix your hair before coming to the office you look terrible
B: at least I’m not bald as you

A: For Life

3)

A: I just purchased the new Lady Gaga album
B: For Life

3.1)
A: Have you heard about the new trend of metrosexuals, they are the Gagasexuals
B: For Life
by th00r April 16, 2010
mugGet the For Lifemug.

life

You should crawl out of your cave and get one.
by That Bum June 10, 2005
mugGet the lifemug.

life

Life's a shit-sandwich and everyday you have to take another bite!
Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs!
by The Anrkissed May 9, 2008
mugGet the lifemug.

No Life

No Life
degrades other's online, post pictures of possessions for inner self worth, owns car's & motorcycles making one's self more valuable/superior to other's, believes self to be more superior in intelligence
by hrley1954 June 17, 2016
mugGet the No Lifemug.

Life

Peter:How’s you life going jimmy?

Jimmy: complete shit Peter you fucking idiot
by Propwrty April 21, 2020
mugGet the Lifemug.

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