nuke

Snorting Oxycontin.

I can`t wait until I get off work so I can get nuked!

by Turk420 July 4, 2016

Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.

Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”

by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021

nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022

chili nuke

When someone eats so much chili that they poop their pants and fill the room with highly toxic gas.

"Man, Why did you chili nuke?"

by You stupid... October 7, 2020

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

Nukes

Nuke is a code word for nudes

Send me the nukes

by Austismo wheel of fire June 26, 2017

Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020