shit-for-brainiac

A stupid person who thinks he or she is smart.

Sam: I thought oil would smother the flames of the fire.

Dave: Way ta go, shit-for-brainiac

by sphinchterella December 29, 2006

bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm

I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.

by Suga boom boom December 18, 2018

Shit cubicle

A bathroom stall

“Well, time go go back to the shit cubicle! I’ve had a big lunch!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

shit-knack

useless nick-knacks most prominently seen around Christmas time

"What are you gonna get Grandma this year?"
"I dunno, probably another shit-knack."

by Allan D Trull December 29, 2007

shit ravine

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit chasm."

Ollie: Well, here's another colossal shit ravine you've gotten me in to, Stan.

by capnwacky July 13, 2009