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cheese

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist
by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021
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ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.
by exasy_ October 6, 2025
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Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
by Animeism March 24, 2022
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pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
by Smitty45 June 7, 2018
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bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.
Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless
by The definitionor January 10, 2018
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grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.
this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese
by Alyssa and Travis September 22, 2013
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Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.
I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.
by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017
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