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Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).
Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(
by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012
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mom

i dont have a mom.
by anonymous January 16, 2023
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Mom

Mom..............
Mom.
by Nick7143 November 14, 2022
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
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In ur mom's car

Used as a slang
no particular meaning
1:hi where r u going

2:In ur mom's car
by FIREGUY (why do people think i February 8, 2025
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Refrigerator Shopping With Mom

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.
I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.
by SkerdausMom April 3, 2025
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Your mom

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?
by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021
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