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Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."
by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021
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Jacking

A New York slang word. A verb.

Jacking refers to a state of believing that something is true/being fond of the idea of something.
“I’m jacking pizza for dinner tonight.” (example one the speaker is fond of the idea of having pizza tonight)
“I’m jacking Molly is upset about us eating without her.” (Example 2 the speaker believes that Molly is upset about not being included.)
by Ihopethatmadecents April 17, 2025
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Jack

a real trap nigga thats about that action gets bitches and sells hella packs and loves allah
"damn i heard Jack just shot someone for a 8th"
by neighborhood nephew September 16, 2022
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Jack Avery

person 1 : hey do you know who Jack Avery is?

person 2 : yeah! he’s in this boy band and he cheated on his girlfriend 6 months after she had their baby!
by chickee0017 January 13, 2021
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Jumpy Jacks

Not to be confused with Jumping Jacks, a drinking game in which the player has to take five shots of Jack Daniels and do ten Jumping Jacks in between shots.

Can be played with multiple people as a race
P1: It's my 21st birthday, ass-nose!
P2: Let's go to Skippy's for a good night!
P1: Hell yeah!
(Two hours later)
P2: I'm fucking wrecked after those Jumpy Jacks!
P1: Yeah, my lungs hurt from the Jumpy and my stomach hurts from the Jack.
by GNACK June 24, 2014
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Jack

Secretely a SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless
Person 1: Hey have you seen Jack recently?

Person 2: You mean SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless?

Person 1: yeah thanks
by Jhhbbbbbb November 13, 2020
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Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.
Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off
by Fox670z January 16, 2020
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