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double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
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Double-D Mashups

A Good Youtube channel that everyone should enjoy
by Double-D July 21, 2019
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double dipping

to fuck two bad bitches at the same damn time.

To fuck with two hoes that think they the only bitches you be talking too.
Me: Man... I been double dipping Alicia and Ashley this week.

Yo dude: I hope they don't find out bro cuz it's over with if they do.

Me: nahh... That shit be dead dawg, I ain't tryna catch a case.
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
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Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019
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double downs

When your fucking a dog and the dog is on top of you
My dog gave me some good double downs last night
by Killme190 November 22, 2019
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double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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double-cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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