Too Numb To Cum 

A condition in where a copious amount of alcohol has been consumed and one cannot ejaculate during drunk sex. Mostly found in males. Not to be confused with Whiskey dick where the male can't manage an erection. With this condition, a male is able to get an erection but can not reach sexual climax.

"Are you almost there?"
"Nah baby, I'm too numb to cum."
"Okay we can just finish in the morning."

Too Numb To Cum by Avenged Foreskin January 22, 2012

ghost cum

That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.

(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"

It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!

ghost cum by John McCrary March 12, 2008

Shower Cum 

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

Shower Cum by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

Pogo Cum 

When a guy cums so fast it bounces around like a pogo stick.

Janice: Yesterday I almost lost my vision because of Jack's pogo cum!
Laura: AGAIN?!

Pogo Cum by lacklusterstrcuture July 2, 2016

mozzarella cum 

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

mozzarella cum by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

purple cum

cancer, usually caused by intercourse with a Tianna.

keep your legs crossed, you don't want purple cum.

purple cum by gingie.hippie May 8, 2017

emooj cum dildo shart 

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emooj cum dildo shart by emooj cum May 9, 2022