Inception cum
I was walking down the street and someone inception cummed me and I had to run home because I came in my pants.
Inception cum by bevll December 12, 2010
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Frustrated Cum
Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.
Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.
"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.
"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.
Frustrated Cum by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016
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Too Numb To Cum
A condition in where a copious amount of alcohol has been consumed and one cannot ejaculate during drunk sex. Mostly found in males. Not to be confused with Whiskey dick where the male can't manage an erection. With this condition, a male is able to get an erection but can not reach sexual climax.
Too Numb To Cum by Avenged Foreskin January 22, 2012
ghost cum
That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.
(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
ghost cum by John McCrary March 12, 2008
Shower Cum
Shower Cum by HTW92565 March 20, 2016
mozzarella cum
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
mozzarella cum by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016