Hot Cheese

Something extremely good, so good there’s no other words to describe it

That new Netflix series is hot cheese

by Theushers October 17, 2023

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014

Illegal Cheese

A sex position involving cheese. You roll a slice of cheese, push it inside a woman's vaginas and eat it out of her

I tried "Illegal Cheese" with my girlfriend last night. I hope she lets me do it again

by Editmemes083 December 5, 2025

Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.

"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"

by T-s w i z Z z and add anotha May 25, 2024

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

Cheese

An absolute baritone and trombone playing legend. He will beat your ass if you mess up in the low brass section. Andrew “Cheese” Dalton.

Cheese hit me with his baritone.

by galacticmisery October 15, 2019

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012