cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

by Kashyyk The Cat May 21, 2019

Black Cat

A cat with shiny black fur and piercing eyes. In many Western cultures, they are considered to be bad luck. However, in places like Japan or Scotland, they are symbols of good luck.

Did you know that black cats are actually considered good luck in Japan?

by EmberTheCat December 23, 2022

Cat Food

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

by BadGalRi June 3, 2017

Cat

a small, tamable animal that anhiliates mice and other things like birds

some have a unique talent of vibing
some are born with just an intent of bloodshed
and some are just neutral

"I Own A Cat"

by catlover53 July 10, 2023