Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

do my big one

Do your big one mean like , your gonna do really good or go all out with the next person or task.

“I’m gonna do my big one on him”

Yea girl you got you one.

by 2t4L September 21, 2023

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

Aston Martin One-77

Sweet car. Incredibly fast, with a top speed of 240 MPH, even more with NOS. Price: 2.3-2.8 Million. Amazing to drive. Makes Ferrari look like a Toyota. Aston Martin's newest car, and the most expensive car of 2008-09. V12 engine

Dude A: Dude! Check out that Enzo!
Dude B: Na, Aston Martin One-77 beats the shit outta that car!

by JakesAngel September 12, 2009

one bad mother fucker

If you have to ask then you never will be one

Troy H

Troy’s one bad mother fucker

by Halvyt July 17, 2018

I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

by valormann July 30, 2018

One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005