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your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.
Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?
by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022
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ur mom a hoe

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"
by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom x2
ur mom. com
by anonymous March 8, 2022
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Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
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Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
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ur mom

ur mom
ur mom
by ur mom ur mom 69 69 June 3, 2022
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ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth
person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you
by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022
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