Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

Double R

A Rolls Royce.

"Yo that cat rich cruisin around in that "Double R"

by Denis9x19 July 6, 2022

double-first cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.

My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

Double Dougie

When you just nutted and take a few minutes of a break to shit and then nut again.

I just hit a Double Dougie on Azaan and Caiden last night.

by Clinmy March 27, 2024

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016