double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021

double-half-pibling

Child of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sibling of one's father and paternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time or also is the child of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sibling of one's father and maternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time.

My double-half-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

Double yo yo

When you stick your hand in a girls vagina grab her intestines pull them back out tie it in a knot then proceed to bounce the girl up and down like a yo yo

Kathy failed her math test so I gave her a double yo yo

by Burger474747 April 6, 2022

Double D’s

if a girl has her bottom and top teeth white and clean you know she got them double d’s

damn girl i like your double d’s

by Dr. Jeff Green December 9, 2020

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

double-first great-cousin-aunt

Daughter of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019