International blue screen day

Day of the global IT outage at the 19th of July in 2024 caused by cyber security firm "CrowdStrike"

Do you know what happened at the International blue screen day?

by NotBlack0107 July 20, 2024

Blue

an imaginary charge to an unsuspecting consumer

that customer paid way too much blue for that laundry

by myheartisbroken January 23, 2019

blue pay check

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

truck stop blues

When that lot lizard got you worked up but you don’t hit it because you ran out of penicillin.

Im over here at jubitz with the truck stop blues.

by Billy cheese steak October 14, 2019

Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 19, 2015

Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.

Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.

by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024