foreskin nut

When winter is long and cold, you store cashews, pecans, walnuts etc in your foreskin for a lil snack later.

dude 1: hey you got any food?

dude 2: yeah lemme just get my foreskin nut

by nomnomnut April 19, 2024

Rubber Nutting

A term for when a man cums too fast during intercourse and has to immediately re-wrap for round two with a semi-flaccid appendage. There is no chance of cumming again, he is just trying to please his woman.

“I had really bad rubber nuts Tuesday night but Allison said she’d dump me if I didn’t keep going. I ended up rubber nutting her for the following 25 minutes”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Deez nuts

Anyone who makes deez nuts jokes, especially all the time, are really fun to hang out with and are always the life of the party. They don't like being put on the spot despite the fact that they're very social. They're loved by many and even though they're fun and lively, behind the scenes, they're really insecure and sad, so if you ever see a person who makes deez nuts jokes all the time, ask them if they're doing okay!

Sam: hey there's something on your chin
Bailey: Really, What?

Sam: deez nuts on your chin!

Bailey: You always do that!

by Sp4de September 14, 2021

Pee-Pee Nuts

This term is derived from when people were younger and believed that urine was stored in the testicles. It can be used in a sentence as a “shock word” or an insult.

“Dude, you got yo Pee-Pee Nuts on. Get real.”
“Pee-Pee Nuts, dude!”

by Mr. Smash February 6, 2021

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

Burkina Faso Deez Nuts

You can use the phrase anytime you are trying to say "deez nuts" especially if it's large. Or if you just feel like saying it.
Named after the gif "Burkina Fasoball says 'Deez Nuts'" but shortened down. Etymology comes from Burkina Faso being a large producer of (deez) nuts.

Friend 1: breh you so fresh

Friend 2: not as fresh as Burkina Faso deez nuts in your sister's mouth!
Friend 1: Ayo, what my sister did to you

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024