josies cat

“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.

y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”

by hanvu April 2, 2018

Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)

‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’

by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020

warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.

Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*

by Thetntteam June 15, 2024

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

Cat Cafe

Another term for a woman’s vagina.

Bob went to Lacy’s cat cafe.

by Mandysword June 3, 2022

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021