jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Jack

Jack is an amazing person and normally brags about having a huge dick. He normally gets all the ladies with his muscular build but also he may not have time for you as he is at the gym most days. Jack has an amazing personality and has dreamy blue eyes that will get your engines roaring!

Bob "There goes jack bragging about his big dick again"
Jeff "It's just jack"

by PaypalMeMoney December 24, 2019

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

Jack

An acronym used to describe a man who gets consumed by his lady feelings more than a lady does, "Jealous Angry Crybaby Karen".

She hurt his feelings now he is acting like a Jack.

by uramancunt November 7, 2023

Jack

Someone who can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose first

Jack: Jesus i broke my nose
Darcy: What a jack moment

by Charizarding expert July 15, 2021

Jack

Usually refers to someone who won't ever stop, or keeps harassing everyone.

"Stop being such a Jack!"
"Stop Jack!"
"Jack, dude, seriously, stop!"

by STOP JACK January 14, 2019

Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.

Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?

by penisadult November 24, 2021