The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
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"Hey dude, do you think it's a cat?"
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Get the Cat mug.when your cat decides to sleep on the clothes you layed out and for some reason is shedding more than any other cat alive at the moment. probably because you made it mad at one point or another.
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Get the factory cat mug.A cat is and animal which are kept as house pets. Cats are fluffy and soft, and love to play (but also love being lazy!) cats are also know as felines. Things like tigers, and panthers are also cats. Cats eat cat food for there meals. Cats are amzing
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Get the Cat mug.Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
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