Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

Oh shit

When you forget to bring your gas money.

Josh: Ay fam, you got that gas money?

Mark:Oh shit, I forgot the gas money.

by CHR0N05 February 21, 2019

Glamour shit

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.

As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm

I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.

by Suga boom boom December 18, 2018

shit on wings

Another term for flying fucking

Leigh-Ann: “I don’t give a flying fuck”
Charley: “well don’t don’t even give a shit on wings mate”

by Chazzy28200112 January 3, 2019

Shit spot

A mole or black pimple; beauty spot

You: She's got a giant mole on her face

Friend: dude it's a damn shit spot

by skids-n-shids June 17, 2018