MR M

chad arsonist

i hope MR M wont ram me with a semi truck

by AGuyWhoGotHitWithASeiTruck July 15, 2022

Mrs Brown

The act of shitting on a Irish MILF/GILF during sex

Mate I met this Irish girl yesterday at the club, she was so freaky we did a Mrs Brown.

by Gglingser March 13, 2022

mrs. scruggs

A math teacher who has rainbow monkeys and who's best friend is a freshman with a crippling identity problem

"Mrs. Scruggs, I don't understand."

"Did you read the problem??"

by Lil' Bean September 24, 2019

mrs sloggot

A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.

Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.

Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"

Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"

Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"

Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"

Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"

"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"

"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."

by Dingus Muffleberry August 6, 2015

Mr. Stretch

Noun, a word that describes an individual who has the uncanny ability to not give a flying fuck

Yo my nitgiga over here is Mr. Stretch

by Pnkjamys August 31, 2025

mrs fatty wet pussy

mrs fatty wet pussy is self explanatory it describes a person with a huge fat kattt!!!

damn she bhad that’s mrs fatty wet pussy right there

by mrsfattywettt November 21, 2023

mrs weilgart

the reason that shows why people are still virgins

that person is a mrs weilgart

by chicken ficken March 10, 2020