tickle my balls

something said while receiving a blow-job to increase sexual stimulation.

"Tickle my balls and make me cum."

by Milo X April 24, 2006

buff my shit

encouraging a girl to give you oral sex or insult

Yo Bitch Buff My Shit

by yungslick November 14, 2007

Sit on my face

The annoying habit of a kitty.

Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.

by ZPhallusY July 28, 2010

suck my knob

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.

"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"

by yumbumbum February 6, 2010

pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

Scrape My Taint

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

by Nick Rose December 22, 2004