the kids here are hella swaggy every day is lit i get turnt just by being in the presence of these groovy doovy kiddos they like to look at hella dope goat penis and the food makes my daddy wanna bend over for the chefs if you wanna fit in you HAVE to wear sunglasses indoors stay hip friendos
by merrrrreeeeeeee August 22, 2016

by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006

Are you lazy ass fuck? welcome to chillview . Represented by some lazy ass people. Don't mix us up with acces we are the lazy ones, not the stupid ass ones. No one judges you here like Beckman, Tustin or foothill cause no one gives a fuck about you here. Make sure to hide your dabs because people feen here. Probably the biggest pot-head school in the state. The best part of this school is, school's security is shit and doesn't have the slightest clue that 98% of the student body has massive amounts of drugs on them while in class. the principle would bring sports into any convo you guys have. when you enter school in the morning try to go around the school because the principle would shake your hand and not let go.
by chillview hawks October 25, 2019

by badmoond September 13, 2011

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010

A high school in Canyon Country which consists of (from largest to smallest races) white,mexican,black,asian,and indian students.
by Canyon High Student August 3, 2008

A school that resembles something like Plesantville combined with the Breakfast Club. Where to fit in you must have a drinking problem or a coke addiction. But its ok our parents do it anyways. Their Girls Track and Field team dominate the schools athletics and is their main source of trophies. The teachers are known to drive worse cars than the students and they are still the highest paid teachers in the state. The kids are ushered in to the school each mornig by the loveable Frank Spillo. The Football team blows and has lost two state finals. They worry more about where their next beer is than the game tomorrow. If dont play sports you smoke pot and cigarettes at the curb or your a Sellechia. After parties the kids leave their empty cans outside for Charlie the Can Man, a man who rides his bike year round making money by picking up cans in Bronxville. By the way he's a Millionaire after 20 years of work.
by Chief_Chris_Satriale February 11, 2010
