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An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.
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Friends with Costs 

The opposite of friends with benefits, friends with costs incur a negative benefit (a cost) on whoever they are friends with. This could include bothering you from time to time for favours or money.
Suman: Cynthia, can you please pick up a bottle of vodka for me and bring it to my house? I promise I will pay you back some day.

Cynthia (aside): I wasn't even headed to Suman's house... Now that's what I call being friends with costs...
Friends with Costs by Joshsa January 27, 2010

friendlier

A friend who chooses to want to got eem
Wow, Shooker really is a friendlier (he is friendly while eeting)!
friendlier by ShookWooker October 16, 2017

friendless loser 

me
friendless loser by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018

loving best friends

best friends who love each other and kiss and eventualy will end up as boyfriend and girlfriend.
adriana- is it possible for two best friends to love each other?
Andres- yah
Adriana- then i guess we are loving best friends

Andres- I love you!!!
loving best friends by hahah691 August 10, 2009

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut 

A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.
I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.

Cum fiend 

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl
Man, that girl is a cum fiend.
Cum fiend by Anonymous March 29, 2003