Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

Cum inc

a inc that produces all cum in the world. they make cum, then transport to another countrys.

Omg, Cum inc produced so much cum this year!

by danyshow May 26, 2020

A Cummings

A complete Cunt

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.

by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020

cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

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by RedPz May 31, 2020

Cum bubbles

The bubbles in a hot tub where you just had sex and came either inside or outside your sex partner.

Damn! I think I just swallowed my own cum bubbles. Gross!

by Kingth July 12, 2020

Cum Cadet

A person who is interested in sperm and often times collects sperm samples. Some extreme cum cadets Ingest sperm because they think it gives them special powers.

guy “dude who is that guy carrying a jar of cum?
other guy “ well it’s a cum cadet of course”

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020