your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

Your Mom

Your Mom is used as a Joke/Insult most of the time. It usually doesn't make sense but is funny.

Guy: Damn, Kim Kardashian's Ass is F A T
Another Guy: Not as fat as your Mom's!

by somethingornothingYT December 1, 2021

Ur Mom

A joke that isn't so funny but can be made into a rap

What's that thing in the back of the car? Ur Mom! Ur Mom! Ur Mom!

by itsMayhem February 26, 2017

ur mom

when you're not funny, so you say "ur mom" because you're probably a depressed bitch with no life.

Chad is so not funny. he keeps saying "ur mom". typical Chad.

by VsisiajakOKjzisizniggernsisbsi December 17, 2021