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by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

william new middle school

the students are called new middle fingers...? very weird nickname. they're only called this bc the paca rats had to find out a nickname to call the rest of their class. surprisingly theres a good percent of ghetto kids in this school, but for the most part they're all good kids. there is so much drama in this school, even though they're 12-13, they take it very seriously and act like its life threatening or life changing situations. there is some pretty good athletes that come from here.

kid; what school do you go to?
kid 2; i go to william paca wbu?
kid; ew u paca rat. anyway, i go to william new middle school
kid 2; you shouldn't be talking, you're a new middle finger. loser

by jerraldthejanitor February 4, 2022

New Word

A word that someone adds to Urban Dictionary

Andy had no ideas to add to Urban Dictionary so he added New Word instead

by WhatsHisFace12346 April 18, 2018

New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.

Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.

by Logan R white January 10, 2011

NEW WORD

When you want to create a completely new word to add to the Urban Dictionary but have absolutely no idea on what word you should add, so you resort to looking at the top of the website page and see that it says "NEW WORD". Your mind is then overflown with the most wonderful idea you have ever had and end up making the definition way longer than it needs to be just simply because the word is so boring and there is absolutely nothing in the existence of the universe that you could type about "NEW WORD" to make it in some way seem... special.

You: What word should I add to the Urban Dictionary?

Friend: New word.

You: No duh.

Friend: No literally, NEW WORD

You: Oh, good idea

by $¯\_(ツ)_/¯$ July 21, 2024

The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids

"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)

by oderus orungus December 14, 2008

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020