The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.
my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!
by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021
our lord and saviour that we must worship, your leaders are:
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)
-J&R
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)
-J&R
by welovecats_dot_org January 25, 2024
an interesting person who tends to stumble upon an iphone x and loves Kevin gates.....(Cat) let me live.)) They have some weird fetishes but love their feet being sucked/kissed ...big toe. They tend to be ambitious in the wrong ways, leading to owning adults stores...dildossss.
by bcabrera September 21, 2018
I have a cat.
by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019
No. 1 - Cats are literal thieves who have the one goal of annoying you to shit. They usually do this to get your attention. Once this attention has been gained, they expect you to scratch them in the literal perfect place or will make their displeasure known by giving you a scar that will last a lifetime. If you have somehow figured out how to scratch them correctly, they will walk everywhere and expect you to follow them (don't follow them). But deep down, you are their favorite thing to ever exist
No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.
No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.
No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
PERSON TWO (dog owner): "Dude, have you ever had a dog? They're so lovable and you can just get another one and never notice your old one was gone."
PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."
PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"
PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."
PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."
PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"
PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."
PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
"What a cat" she proceeds to convince Sara to follow her request
"You cat it" after she convinces Adrian to follow his wishes
"You cat it" after she convinces Adrian to follow his wishes
by lamvn123456 July 20, 2022