Sugay Effect

Anytime sugay can get hurt she'll get hurt

The Sugay effect makes it so I don't want sugay to walk 10 miles

by Anony Guy January 17, 2023

ariana greenblatt effect

The effect where anyone learns about or becomes friends with Ariana Greenblatt they turn into a chill baddie with style. No one knows why this happens, but its spreading to teenage girls all over the internet.

Random fan: "Yo, have you seen Madi Filpowicz's new TikTok? She looks so different."
Smart fan: "Nah, its just the Ariana Greenblatt effect."

by supardupar December 29, 2023

Tyson Effect

Name after famed boxer Mike Tyson. When someone in their youth was careless, reckless, or lost in their ways, only to, later in life reflect and articulate, how misguided their intentions were and use the experience to affect positive change.

Nate Diaz seems to be experiencing, the Tyson Effect, as he looks back over his career with some regrets.

by Literary Architect March 23, 2022

Futurama effect

The effect caused by an artificial and arbitrarily imposed wait on an action you're waiting for a human to process even though it could and should be completely and totally fucking automated in 2021. The human in question at the end of the waiting period will literally pick up a clipboard or look at some excel sheet and click process on some 90s looking terminal program to make whatever you're waiting for happen and ultimately relieve you of the agony. Named after the Futurama storyline of them unfreezing people after x amount of years have passed from their death.

- Hey Marge, that international wire transfer you were waiting for has finally came through after 20 days, must have been a mess to process for them.
- Nah, I think we're just unknowing victims of the futurama effect.

by nordurljosahvida December 23, 2021

The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.

Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!

by Caiman1 March 31, 2019

The Dan effect

When someone's reaction to something scary is scarier than the thing itself.

Movie: OOGA BOOGA
You: aaa
Your friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAa
Dangit, you got got by the Dan effect

by Dooby dooby doo bah May 26, 2021