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Sidewalk Chicken 

When you and a stranger are walking in opposite directions on the sidewalk and, despite how far away you are, how much space to your sides you have, and multiple attempts to get out of each other's way, you always seem to step in the same direction, resulting in you bumping into one another.

The more vigorously you step left and right to avoid the other person, the more violent the impact.
"Dude, I got deadlocked into an epic game of Sidewalk Chicken today. You'd think that 50 feet would be enough but there was no way out!"

"These two girls looked like they were rave dancing toward each other on Main street, but then they rammed into each other last second. It was a huge game of Sidewalk Chicken!"

"Haha dude! I treated this suit walking down my block to a nice game of Sidewalk Chicken. You should have seen how fast his feet went by the time we hit!"

wave a dead chicken 

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.
i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.
wave a dead chicken by hidef March 29, 2004

Fried Chicken 

Fried Chicken,

Name of a sex position. When you and a girl are lying on the beach ready to get on some action you penetrate the girl first than when you come out of the girl you dip your dick in the sand en than penetrate the girl again.
Last night I went with the girl from last night to the bitch and we did the Fried Chicken, pow!
Fried Chicken by Foskuh July 25, 2010

Fried chicken 

When you wanna ask somebody for weed but can't actually say it cus some people r idiots.
Hey, any fried chicken left?

Nah, sorry man...
Fried chicken by Avdka November 4, 2010

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing 

Used as a phrase in general sarcasm and happiness
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, girl

cobra chicken

A term people will use interchangeably with Canadian Goose, especially when the speaker is not very good at speaking English. The goose has this nickname because of the way they hiss when a stranger gets to close to their baby geese.
I try to walk around pond, but was attack by scary cobra chicken. I no like hissing cobra chicken.
cobra chicken by TreyIII June 16, 2018