Blanket balls

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

Hate Ball

That ball or sphere that sits in your stomach area which you fill up from time to time with hate. Thinking about lazy people, stupid people, crap places, crap ass retards will fill it up and power that engine that motivates you when positive thoughts do nothing for you.

My hate ball was near empty when I drove through the ninth ward and saw all these folks sitting on their porch when they should be working and paying taxes and by the time i left it was filled all the way up and it energized me.

by nonstickcoyote December 21, 2010

Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

ball grabber

A girl who is so attractive you feel a slight tingling in the lower regions of your body when you see her.

Person 1: "Dude you see that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah she's a total ball grabber."
Person 1: "Agreed."

by aperson// July 17, 2016

Wrestle Ball

1. Wrestling+basketball+rugby+pull up bars=wrestle ball=♥
2. Sport of the future!
3. Best game EVER!

Yo, I was playing Wrestle Ball and witnessed a man die.

by wrestleballistheshiet March 3, 2011

Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012