Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.

Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026

Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.

5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.

by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026

Sticky Poop

The poop that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl. The stuff that doesn’t flush right away or requires toilet bowl brushing to clean off.

Hey Menard, what the hell did you eat last night!? Your dump left sticky poop on the sides of the bowl. Why don’t you scrub the bowl after you use it?

by Rump_Supporter_47 March 6, 2026