John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

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john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent

That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann

by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022

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Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster December 10, 2015

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A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses

Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay

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When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

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In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017

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Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses

I'm in love with Zoe Johns

by November 30, 2022

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