John

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".

As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.

by A&Please me June 16, 2022

Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800

“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*

by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023

John

A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.

John ate many donuts.

by Hdjkdkdk October 14, 2023

John

a kid with ZERO life that's cheating on geoguesser when we duel him like omfg its not that serious

"i HATE john because he always cheats on geoguesser! what a loser!"

by nachomansion17 December 13, 2024

daddy john

daddy john is a person that is like a father figure that had left to go get the MILK and never came back he is loved by no one and is the town sad person

hey daddy john go suck yourself

by BIG-M chocolate milk February 27, 2022

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.

Damn, John still coming around?

by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024