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bouncing off the walls

Losing your shit when too heavily focused on something in your life
"Dude Trevor has been bouncing off the walls since his gf dumped him, buddy needs to hit the gym or go on a vacay to get his mind off that shit"
by sicklove April 12, 2014
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off your hotkeys

(Adjectival phrase, pejorative) nonsensical

origin- In Touch Typing characters A,S,D,F are covered by the fingers of the left hand and the characters J,K,L,; are covered by the fingers of the right hand. If one or both hands are out of position the typical result is a cascade of typographical errors.

The term is meant to be condescending, perhaps even insulting. Usage is uncommon outside of nerd, geek and clerical circles.

The pronoun "your" may be replaced with other appropriate possessive pronouns, i.e. his, her, their, my.
literal- "The quick brown fox" may transpose to "Yjr wiovl ntpm gpc"

figurative usage- You think lowering taxes will decrease the national debt? You're off your hotkeys.
by Akaei February 11, 2010
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pissed off piss

- When you're urinating so hard that you shit your pants. Only people with anger issues have this problem.

- an angry little piss bitch who can't confront the person that they hate for unknown reasons. Usually a stuck up spoiled brat who sits on the computer all fucking day typing up lame psychotic essays in an attempt to offend the person. They like to remain anonymous.

- A self proclaimed rapist who suffers from a combination of obsessive compulsive disorder, manic depression, passive aggression, homosexuality, voyuerism, and an uncrontrolled urge to masturbate to the person they dislike. while the victim laughs.
you little pissed off piss you still pissed off at her? get the fuck over it psycho. go take your anger out on other random people. sounds like you're the type of psycho who would go postal. Go shoot yourself you little faggot. go jack off to someone else and quit watching the porn and pretending that you don't. I thought Every man does it even women. Everyone knows you're not getting any.
by trollOCDdenial March 26, 2010
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Pulled off a jesus

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.
ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!
by deadleet May 15, 2009
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Drooling off period

When one has been dating a truly awesome looking chick, way out of one's league, the drooling off period is the length of time which must pass until one is ready to date lower-rated girls again.
Buddy: Hey guy, where's that fine-ass chick that was with you last week? She realise she was too damn hot to be hanging around you?

Guy: Yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin'. I dunno, I wasn't really listening.

Buddy: That's a bitch, but one woman helps you forget another. You gonna go crawling back to one of your 'regulars'?

Guy: Would you step out of a Ferrari 'n' get straight into a Honda? F*ck no man, I gotta take a little drooling off period.

Buddy: Jesus Guy, how'd you fit in the door with that damn ego?

Guy: Im not your Guy, Buddy.
by NotYourBuddyGuy January 26, 2011
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Duke Me Off

When some one just jerks you around, or is a bitch.
Chase why does John always have to Duke Me Off.
by p0kem0n13 May 21, 2011
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Bust off a cob

To excrete fecal matter from one's rectum.
Can't talk now, gotta go bust off a cob.
by ElectricalGenius November 14, 2010
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