Profile Monkey 

A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.

"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"

"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"

Profile Monkey by crudmonkey November 7, 2016

dunk monkey 

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

dunk monkey by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

Glitter monkey 

A bisecual man that rarely grooms himself and mostly sits on his couch all day watching cartoons smoking pot and eating last nights leftovers.

The fact that along with watching gay porn all day jeremy's arm hair is 3 feet long is proof that he is a stereotypical glitter monkey.

Glitter monkey by Bucket fuck March 27, 2017

vertical monkey mouth 

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

vertical monkey mouth by CYPF. March 26, 2017

Cunt-Monkey 

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

Cunt-Monkey by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

Helper monkey 

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.

I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

Helper monkey by Mon the town May 2, 2018

Classroom monkey

Classroom monkey's are the black kids that don't respect anyone but themselves and consistently act out in class because they don't plan on ever being a functioning part of society.

Connor: Did you hear Darnell in the back of class?!
Tom: I know right! I couldn't even hear myself think.
Connor: Yeah, he is such a Classroom monkey!

Classroom monkey by MEat-un-beet May 27, 2018