John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

John

A small man with a big cock.

Is that John he sure does have a big rod!!

by Sarahoh12 November 22, 2021

John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)

John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?

by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025

John Blackbaud

John Blackbaud is the man who created the hit school website Blackbaud. He founded the Blackbaud Foundation for Homeless Children in 1592.

Hey did you know John Blackbaud is the best?

by Andygub321 May 11, 2025

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020