firefighter

A real firefighter is at 11-3.

Engine 3 is the best

by Raab_HIMSELF June 11, 2003

Wet Firehose

When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.

I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose

by DirtyDonkey January 9, 2008

Firefly

Someone with not only a low Intelligence Quotient, but a propensity to only think out of their tail end.

Bush is a step below a "Low wattage bulb", because he only thinks out of his... (what a "Firefly").

by Bohemian Earth Mother June 11, 2006

firetruck

A gangbang where they guys make the sound of a firetruck

They guys make the sound of a firetruck as having sex with Cass

by billybobjoe911 June 2, 2009

Fireworks of Fury

On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.

My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.

by DirtyMouthMedic July 2, 2022

firecrackers

To poot, toot, fart, or any other form of flatulence; this word is often a child's reference to having gas

"It smells like firecrackers." "Did you set off a firecracker?" "I just let a firecracker go."

by Mette July 2, 2004

firefly

1. a tv series.
2. an insect.
3. the coolest and sexiest man alive. bow down, bitch!

f***'s every sexy woman on the planet

by firefly June 11, 2006