puck hoe

A girl who goes to all the boys hockey games and doesn't even play hockey. She also thinks she knows everything about hockey.

Your such a puck hoe Lexi.

by Litty bitty January 30, 2017

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Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota

Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?

by Championuu June 4, 2022

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The word hoe has two standard definitions; the first is a gardening tool used to till up dirt. The second definition is a female that goes after multiple men at a time and does slutty things. For example they will show their ass to them and attempt to do some "other festivities."

Mom can you buy me a gardening hoe
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Beth stop being such a hoe

by Corbob77 February 7, 2021

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situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

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hoe bag

Someone who is mean, self-centred and all about themselves; uncaring about how their actions, drunk or otherwise, might effect other people. Making someone else's grief all about them, then tying this behaviour up in one big discernible behavioural bag and carrying it around wherever they go - i.e, their hoe bag.

She doesn't even care about Barb, she's making this all about herself. She's such a hoe bag.

by partyringtom November 11, 2017

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