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by anonymous May 14, 2022
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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John 3:16

John 3:16 BSB: "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that everyone who believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Jesus loves you! :)
If you are wondering if God loves you, look at what John 3:16 says! The Lord God loves you!
by Mr. Anonymous 2 June 11, 2025
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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John Danger

Big gay loves men and BBC
I’m John danger and I’m gay hehe
by 4bigguysandtheybustonmyeyes November 24, 2021
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John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
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