Piss, shit and/or cum 

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

Piss, shit and/or cum by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021

horse cum death sentence 

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.

most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

horse cum death sentence by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011

She Cum

Used to describe when a female sees a male or " sexay bitch" ... she feels the male is so hot , she will blow her pants off with SHE CUM

I cant watch johnny depp movies, they make me She Cum

She Cum by Mooks&Pooks January 23, 2008

Hot cum cooker 

A Vagina

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.

Hot cum cooker by Jam09 June 10, 2009

Yeast-Infected Cum Bubble

A Bubble Of Ejaculate from a person whom has a yeast infection.

Look At That Yeast-Infected Cum Bubble! Nevermind It' Your Face.

Yeast-Infected Cum Bubble by -JDuB June 11, 2006

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick 

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

airborne cum slap 

when a girl decides that she is not going to swallow when you pull out of her mouth to blow your load you shoot it up in mid air next to her face then while it is still airborne you in one motion slap the cum flying through the air and her face.

"dude... i totally airborne cum slapped your mom cause she wouldnt swallow my load. it was hard to do but i caught all my cum in mid air and slapped that bitch so hard across the face."

"but dude my mom swallows..."

"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"

airborne cum slap by the dgaf king May 26, 2009