john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

john

big man glasses hair

Person 1: who tf is john

Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt

by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023

Marvy john

How the fuck did you find this, Carl

Carl whyd you search up marvy john

by AdJaCent32 March 1, 2023

Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned

Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint

by JackerCrack March 10, 2023

John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY

did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john

by cockman720 March 15, 2023

John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023

John Calhoun

A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes

I can’t believe how many ao3 fanfictions involve John Calhoun, who sucked!

by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023