Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

Double dipping

When a man decides to step out of your relationship to check out the field, and then attempts to return.

No, we’re not getting back together, I have a strict no double dipping policy. What do you think this is, salsa?

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 28, 2019

Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!

by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019

double use (ws)

To re-use a condom for double use

We only had one condom, so we performed double use (ws) so we could fuck twice

by ryoomish December 31, 2019

Double Vaping

Vaping from a weed pen and a nicotine vape pen at the same time.

Is that bitch double vaping?

by Andi7 August 2, 2019

double fat

this bitch named courtney who isn’t just fat x1 but fat x2 bc she gets too much maccas :)

courtney is double fat

by maccas x2 August 7, 2019

Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019