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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon
One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states
by anonymous June 26, 2023
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One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.
Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.
by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021
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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020
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hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.
Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.
If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!
by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012
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hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.
My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.
by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010
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