neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

penis explision of fire

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce

I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

by 69ner69800 October 31, 2013

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.

When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.

by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015