My son's name is John
by JOHN'S GALAXY January 11, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by John Micsott March 25, 2019
Get the No Condom Johnmug. The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
Get the The John Doemug. An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
Get the John Claymug. John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
by Greek Myths November 28, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023
Get the John 3:33mug. A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.
by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011
Get the The John Dalymug.