A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023
He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
by Lucy Chester November 08, 2022
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John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"
Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
by Danny P May 29, 2024
A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.
Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.
Fuck you Mr. Wilson.
Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.
Fuck you Mr. Wilson.
Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
by Something_Strange June 08, 2024
person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021